Sunday, April 28, 2013

10 Bikram Yoga Classes or Two Seperate Five-Class Punchcards ($200 Value)

Value: $200 From: $49

Athletes of all kinds tend to prefer high temperatures—yogis find that the heat keeps their muscles supple, and baseball players slide more efficiently down baselines coated in melted butter. Turn up the heat with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $49 for 10 Bikram yoga classes (a $200 value)
  • $59 for two separate five-class punchcards; each punchcard must be used by a different person (a $200 value)

Teachers crank up the studio’s thermostat to 40.5 degrees Celsius for 90-minute Bikram yoga classes. Standing and sitting poses build strength and balance as the heat deepens stretches and promotes flexibility. In all, 26 poses and two breathing exercises target the entire body and can help reduce stress and lead to weight loss. See the full schedule of more than 140 classes, which includes the locations in Cambie, Kitsilano, and West End. The Cambie studio, located in City Square Mall, offers free underground parking. The 6:15 p.m. and 8:15 p.m. classes at Cambie are typically very popular. All classes are first come, first served, and it is recommended students arrive 30 minutes early to ensure a spot.

Six B12 Injections or a Six-Week Weight-Loss Program for One or Two (Up to 87% Off)

Value: $150 From: $29

Losing weight can be life altering, especially when you consider that your dog may no longer recognize and love you. Become a new you with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $29 for six B12 injections (a $150 value)
  • $99 for a six-week weight-loss program for one (a $699 value)
  • $175 for a six-week weight-loss program for two (a $1,398 value)

For each person, the weight-loss program includes:

  • Biweekly physician consultation
  • Weekly B12 injection
  • Behavioral counseling and nutritional education
  • Coupon for a 30-minute personal-training session at Posture Perfect Wellness Center

Medical staff administers vitamin-B12 injections that are designed to help boost metabolism, burn calories, and increase overall energy. Each visit takes 5–10 minutes.

Saturday, April 27, 2013

10 Fitness Classes or One Month of Unlimited Classes (Up to 71% Off)

Value: $135 From: $39

When boxers accidentally look at their target, it's called telegraphing, but when they hit opponents in the face with a typewriter, it's called texting. Communicate properly with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $39 for 10 fitness classes (a $135 value)
  • $49 for one month of unlimited fitness classes (a $125 value)

Check the schedule for upcoming classes.

Friday, April 26, 2013

$12 for $25 Worth of Mediterranean Cuisine for Two or Four (52% Off). Two Options Available.

Value: $25 From: $12

Without restaurants, waiters would purposelessly wander parks all day, folding swans out of actual swans. Keep their hands occupied with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $12 for $25 worth of Mediterranean cuisine for two people
  • $29 for $60 worth of Mediterranean cuisine for four people

The menu includes falafel ($6), marinated lamb shish kebabs ($17), grilled salmon with hummus ($22), and vegetarian couscous ($14).

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

One or Two Starters, Pizzas, and Entrees (Up to 56% Off)

Value: $40 From: $19

Pizza is a party food, much like a piñata stuffed with shrimp. Break out the fun with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

$19 for a meal with one entree (up to a $40 total value)

  • One starter (a $10 value)
  • One 10-inch pizza (a $15 value)
  • One entree (up to a $15 value)

$35 for a meal with two entrees (up to an $80 total value)

  • Two starters (a $20 value)
  • Two 10-inch pizzas (a $30 value)
  • Two entrees (up to a $30 value)

Choose from the following starters:

  • Six wings with ranch dressing (choose from barbecue, teriyaki, pineapple curry, house hot, or honey garlic)
  • Three mini hot dogs with potato salad (choose from kielbasa, italian, bratwurst, or vegetarian)
  • Four potato skins loaded with bacon, green onion, butter, and cream cheese

Choose from the following wood-oven pizzas:

  • Goat cheese and sun-dried tomatoes
  • Grilled vegetables, mascarpone, and pecorino cheese
  • Mozzarella, pesto, and sun-dried tomatoes
  • Four-cheese: mozzarella, emmental, goat cheese, and pecorino
  • Smoked salmon

Entrees each include mixed-vegetable stir-fry, garlic toast, and a choice of meat sauce, cream sauce, or creamy tomato sauce. Choose from the following entrees:

  • Four-cheese ravioli
  • Cheese tortellini
  • Jumbo cheese shell
  • Chicken ravioli
  • Beef ravioli

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Maxi Health Brand Supplements (Up to 53% Off). Two Options Available.

Value: $30 From: $15

Your body has many ways of sabotaging you, from developing allergic reactions to your favorite foods to forcing you to want to bite the same stupid part of your cheek over and over again. Stand up for yourself with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $15 for $30 worth of Maxi Health brand supplements
  • $35 for $75 worth of Maxi Health brand supplements

Supplements include Digest to the Max ($24.02), Max Relax capsules ($41.57), and Mel-O-Chew tablets ($17.54).

$35 for Spa Mani-Pedi with Complimentary Hot-Stone Massage and Paraffin Dip ($70 Value)

Value: $70 From: $35

Manicures keep nails from growing long, collecting dirt, and developing aspirations to be in the Guinness Book of World Records. Keep nails humble with this Groupon.

$35 for a Spa Mani-Pedi with Complimentary Hot-Stone Massage and Paraffin Dip ($70 Value)

Nail technicians cleanse and shape fingernails and toenails, treat the cuticles, and finish with a hand massage, buff, and polish. The treatment concludes with a complimentary soothing hot-stone massage and paraffin dip.

Monday, April 22, 2013

Two or Four Infrared Body Wraps (Up to 65% Off)

Value: $149 From: $69

Beauty is subjective, unless you're talking about a slam dunk or the second stanza of the Portuguese national anthem. Become an undisputed beauty with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $69 for two infrared body wraps (a $149 value)
  • $99 for four infrared body wraps (a $279 value)

Each infrared appointment lasts approximately 45–60 minutes. During this time, clients are swaddled in the infrared wrap, which is designed to raise the body’s core temperature. This helps burn calories, unclog pores, and boost circulation. The wrap, nicknamed a “sauna in a bag,” covers everything but the head.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Chiropractic Exam and X-rays if Neccesary with One or Three Optional Adjustments (Up to 85% Off)

Value: $120 From: $20

Choose from Three Options

  • $20 for a chiropractic exam and x-rays if necessary (a $120 value)
  • $25 for a chiropractic exam, x-rays if necessary, and one adjustment (a $158 value)
  • $35 for a chiropractic exam, x-rays if necessary, and three adjustments (a $234 value)

The chiropractic exam includes evaluations of your posture and spinal health. It is followed by a comprehensive report from the doctor and optional adjustments that aim to relieve back pain and other symptoms.

Asian Fusion Cuisine for Lunch or Dinner (Half Off)

Value: $20 From: $10

A rumbling stomach is the body’s reminder that humans need food, much like a rumbling volcano is the earth’s reminder that humans are needed as food. Sacrifice your hunger with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $10 for $20 worth of Asian fusion cuisine during lunch
  • $15 for $30 worth of Asian fusion cuisine during dinner. Customers must purchase at least two dinner combination entrees ($19.25–$26.95).

The lunch menu features hibachi calamari ($6.95) and fresh Atlantic salmon ($8.25). Dinner selections include a hibachi lobster and salmon combination entree ($25.75), a steak and chicken combination entree ($19.25), and pad thai noodles with shrimp ($12).

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Three or Five 30-Minute Private Horseback-Riding Lessons (Up to 55% Off)

Value: $120 From: $55

For centuries, horseshoes have been associated with good fortune, which is why homeowners hang them over doorways and brides lob them at groups of their single friends. Get hitched with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $55 for three 30-minute private horseback-riding lessons (a $120 value)
  • $90 for five 30-minute private horseback-riding lessons (a $200 value)

$12 for $25 Worth of Deli Fare at Sam's Kosher Style Restaurant & Deli in Fair Oaks

Value: $25 From: $12

Unlike a sand witch, a sandwich doesn't have the power to turn men into sand and sand into poisoned glass. Let a sandwich cast a devastating spell on hunger pains with this Groupon.

$12 for $25 Worth of Deli Fare

Breakfasts include smoked salmon, onions, and eggs ($12.95) or a Western omelet ($9.45), and deli lunchtime classics include the Reuben special ($11.95) and a bowl of chicken matzo ball soup ($5.95). See the full menu.