$17 for Oil Change and Pre-Summer Package ($84.90 Value)

Value: $85 From: $17

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Like toothbrushes and American vice presidents, motor oil is best changed every three months. Keep the engine of democracy running smoothly with this Groupon.

$17 for Oil Change and Pre-Summer Package ($84.90 Value)

• Oil-change package (a $29.95 value)
• 21-point pre-summer package (a $49.95 value)
• Car wash (a $5 value)

Technicians drain and replace up to 5 quarts of oil from cars, with optional upgrade to synthetic or diesel oil available for an additional fee. They replace the filter, lubricate the car’s chassis, and check the tire pressure. The 21-point inspection includes testing the charging system and battery, inspecting the belts and hoses, and checking the coolant protection and adding more coolant if needed. The package also includes a car wash.

Two or Three Months of Gym Membership with Personal Training (Up to 93% Off)

Value: $269 From: $19

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Before gyms, the only way to join an exclusive group of physically fit individuals was to enter one of the underground fighting tournaments run by the Rotary Club. Hang out with the best with this Groupon.

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• $19 for two months of gym membership with one 30-minute personal-training session (a $268.96 value)
• $39 for three months of gym membership with one 30-minute personal-training session (a $288.95 value)

Members build strong, beautiful bodies with personal-training sessions and months of membership that includes all access to equipment. Fitness classes and tanning are available for an additional charge.

$119 for Brazilian Blowout ($250 Value)

Value: $250 From: $119

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Smoothing frizzy hair provides a sense of control, even if you live on the rim of an active volcano. Get explosive good looks with this Groupon.

$119 for a Brazilian Blowout ($250 Value)

Brazilian blowouts significantly reduce frizz so that hair becomes softer, shinier, and more manageable.

Some hair-straightening products that claim to be formaldehyde-free include aldehyde compounds, which are similar to the carcinogen formaldehyde. Side effects may include nosebleeds, headaches, vomiting, and respiratory problems, among others. Learn more about the health risks here.

Outdoor Photo Shoot with Option for CD of Images (Up to 72% Off)

Value: $229 From: $69

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People often frame pictures of their favorite things, such as their children or neighborhood children who get better grades. Showcase what matters with this Groupon.

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• $69 for an outdoor photo shoot with two outfit changes (a $229 value)
• $79 for an outdoor photo shoot with three outfit changes and a CD of images (a $279 value)

Choose Warinaco Park, Echo Lake Park, or downtown Cranford as the setting for your session, during which subjects can don either two or three different outfits. The session includes up to 36 shots and 5 retouched images, all of which the photographer loads onto an online proof gallery. Groupon customers also receive a 10% discount on any prints purchased.

One, Two, or Three Organic Spray Tans (Up to 61% Off)

Value: $45 From: $19

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Spray tanning gives your skin a sun-kissed glow, so that your coworkers will think you went on vacation and not that you were just crying in the storage closet for a week. Trick 'em all with this Groupon.

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• $19 for one organic spray tan (a $45 value)
• $35 for two organic spray tans (a $90 value)
• $45 for three organic spray tans (a $115 value)

Packed with aloe vera and anti-aging and skin-firming ingredients, the organic tanning solution creates a natural-looking and streak-free tan, all while rejuvenating skin.

One, Two, or Three 60-Minute Massages (Up to 61% Off)

Value: $78 From: $34

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Without massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

• $34 for one 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $78 value)
• $65 for two 60-minute therapeutic massages (a $156 value)
• $92 for three 60-minute therapeutic massages (a $234 value)

Customers may select a deep-tissue, acupressure, or reflexology massage or a combination of the three. Massages are performed by a 2004 national certified massage therapist.

One or Two 60-Minute Batting Cage Rentals (Up to 59% Off)

Value: $55 From: $25

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Playing baseball takes coordination, upper-body strength, and the courage to run counterclockwise even though that direction is normally only for the immoral and weak-hearted. See strong-willed Americans with this Groupon.

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• $25 for one 60-minute batting cage rental (up to a $55 value)
• $45 for two 60-minute batting cage rentals (up to a $110 value)

The Garden City location features screens, single-wheel pitching machines, an Iron Mike pitching machine, and pitching and hitting tunnels for friends and family to practice together.

Vietnamese Cuisine (Half Off). Two Options Available.

Value: $30 From: $15

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Eating with chopsticks requires a certain level of dexterity, like beating a difficult video game or spitefully disassembling a too-difficult video game. Conquer your hunger with this Groupon.

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• $15 for $30 worth of Vietnamese food and drinks
• $30 for $60 worth of Vietnamese food and drinks for parties of four or more

The menu includes pho with oxtail ($12) lemongrass-marinated pork with rice or vermicelli noodles ($10), clay-pot catfish caramelized in coconut juice ($13), and tofu and eggplant with red perilla ($13).

Set of Subtle, Vibrant, or Stunning Eyelash Extensions (Up to 60% Off)

Value: $150 From: $69

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Looking good requires a concerted effort, much like setting a fire with your mind and then apologizing even though that was obviously cool. Impress everyone with this Groupon.

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• $69 for a set of Subtle eyelash extensions (a $150 value)
• $95 for a set of Vibrant eyelash extensions (a $225 value)
• $119 for a set of Stunning eyelash extensions (a $300 value)

The Subtle extensions apply 30 lashes per eye, the Vibrant look adds 60 lashes, and the Stunning service bolsters lids with 90 lashes.

$49 for One Therapeutic Bowenwork Session ($100 Value)

Value: $100 From: $49

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It's important to stay healthy so that you can live long enough to see the next generation of cola lovers. Never go flat with this Groupon.

$49 for One Therapeutic Bowenwork Session ($100 Value)

For new clients, Bowenwork appointments include intake, a physical assessment, treatment plan, and finally, Bowen therapy. This unique type of bodywork involves the practitioner using their hands to administer gentle but powerful movements that can bring pain relief in the first 75- to 90-minute session (length varies for each person). The office is open Monday—Friday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

$15 for $30 Worth of Boneless Wings, Fries, and Drinks

Value: $30 From: $15

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Eating buffalo wings will set your mouth on fire, finally transforming it into the spicy kiss cavern you always wanted. Pucker up for this Groupon.

$15 for $30 Worth of Boneless Wings, Fries, and Drinks

Cooks flavor boneless wings with delicious sauces at a variety of spice levels. Diners can try 20 boneless wings slathered with an array of sauces ($15.49), and pair them with fresh-cut, seasoned fries ($1.99–$3.19).

60-Minute Hot-Stone Massage with Exfoliation, or 60-MInute Massage Lesson for a Couple (58% Off)

Value: $60 From: $25

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Stress can make you do things you'll regret, like snapping at someone you love or telling them you wish they weren't your eye doctor. Unwind with this Groupon.

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• $25 for a 60-minute hot-stone massage with exfoliation (a $60 value)
• $45 for a 60-minute massage lesson for a couple (a $90 value)

During the massage, a therapist uses hot stones to relax muscles and deep-tissue kneads to help ease tension. Thai-stretching and reflexology techniques bring further bodily bliss. Hot towels soothe feet and a back exfoliation leaves skin renewed.

A professional therapist leads the couples massage lesson, teaching each person a variety of massage skills using warm steam and hot stones. Each person will receive a massage from a professional as well as their partner.