One or Three 60-Minute Deep-Tissue Massages (Up to 52%Off)

Value: $75 From: $37

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Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $37 for one 60-minute deep-tissue massage (a $75 value)
• $107 for three 60-minute deep-tissue massages (a $225 value)

Karen Elizabeth Sallade, license #MA19290